What if we...

[G-R]

What if our hands worked the other way? If the fingers bent outward not in ward.

What if we drunk from our ears?

What if we slept under the matress of our beds?

What if we ate from our belly buttons?

What if our knees worked the other way?

anymore?

[nO-One]

Things would be very different

[c0met]

What if our heads really could spin totally around?

[G-R]

And what if we ate off our forks and knives and used the plates to eat with?

And if our elbows worked the other way?

[Bobs_Hardware]

what if Men gave birth instead of women?

what if we had legs on out head, where would our pants go?

what if we all looked like Michael Jackson?

what if cheese smelt like steering wheels?

what if Camels had two heads?

what if cigarettes causes people to grow extra feet?

what if trees grew upside down?

what if we are just asleep and having a dream?

[G-R]

That's another one bob, What if plants grew inward, with the roots coming out of the ground?

And what if the world was inside, so we lived on the inside of the earth, not in the ground, but rather living inside a sphere

[Darth Joyda]

what if universe is small?

what if I'm stupid?

what if TV would play only sound?

what if Radio would show picture?

what if Hitler wouldn't have never born?

what if we aren't humans?

what if I'm out of ideas?

What if are penis was on are forehead?
What if men had there time of the month?
What if there were no women?
What if who knows.

[CygnusXI]

What if you all stop droping acid.
:)

[Darth Joyda]

What if you all stop doping?
:laughing:

[videoholic]

What if I never brought this thread back from the depths of our database?

[theomen]

what if spudz mother didn't drink heavily while prego?

[ooseven]

Originally posted by theomen
what if spudz mother didn't drink heavily while prego?

And what if theomen impregnated her in the first place ?

[Cerberus]

What if the whole process of digestion was reversed?

[juslight]

What if Darth Joyda cleaned the toothpaste off of his mirror before taking his own picture?

What if the psx2central.com website was working again?

What if we are all really just one person typing under different names just to fake YOU out?

[ooseven]

Originally posted by Cerberus
What if the whole process of digestion was reversed?

What... We eat through our bum hole.. and poop out our mouth ?

[Kurt Angle]

What if we rubbed each other's crotches to greet each other instead of shaking hands?

What if Bill Gates's dad had pulled out a split second earlier?

What if all women weighed 350 pounds?

[juslight]

"Why, that's a firm crotch rub you got there."

[ooseven]

What if... it was the Vikings that conquered and settled in North America ?

What if the Lost Ancient wonders of the World where still intact (the Colossus & the hanging bardens of Babylon)?

[juslight]

I'd have a drink in the hanging Bar-den of Babylon.

[ooseven]

And what a Nice Bar Garden i would be ;)

[Cerberus]

Originally posted by ooseven
What... We eat through our bum hole.. and poop out our mouth ?

no, I meant what if we sucked crap in through our arses, then "undigested" it, and it emerged from our mouths as untouched food.


eat through our arses!!

Pffff, don't be daft, that would be nigh on impossible!

[Bladez]

what if our weiners and ass were switched

[G-R]

WTF, I get this email in my email saying someone replied to a thread of mine, but I haven't made a thread let alone posted here in a long time, but what was I thinking making this thread? it's so lame.

And why of all threads should this one be brought back?

4 years? I was about 16 back then I guess.

yeah.

what?

[Darth Joyda]

G-R, I was even younger when I made my reply.

Life is strange and the world small. That is what we, unfortunately enough, have to put up with.