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Soul Reaver
06-01-2006, 09:11 AM
AWESOMENESS +10

GAME OF THE SUMMER

Here are some random screens from the website (http://www.jawsthegame.com/):

http://www.jawsthegame.com/images/screens/big/screen0014.jpg

http://www.jawsthegame.com/images/screens/big/screen0036.jpg

http://www.jawsthegame.com/images/screens/big/screen0055.jpg

http://www.jawsthegame.com/images/screens/big/screen0108.jpg
This the the cheesiest and most awesome screenshot ever. It's like the Shark is some sort of reincarnated Jesus.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v440/BiggNife/img01009ri.jpg

Sharks with fucking keycards. BRILLIANT.


http://homepage.mac.com/ihatereelbigfish/random/jerk.jpg

Fucking smug orcas.

http://www.jawsthegame.com/images/screens/big/screen0163.jpg
Haha, that guy on the left is throwing his gun. He's all like, "fuck this shit."

http://www.classicgaming.com/nintmania/beam/NES_Pics/jaws3.png


PC release date 6/6/06

Out for PS2 and XBOX for $30, $20 for PC.

Seriously, I love Gamefly because I can just try out any shitty ass game and discover hidden gems. This game was made by the people who developed Ecco the Dolphin for the Dreamcast.

Keycards and sharks, seriously.
Eiksirf
06-01-2006, 11:18 AM
The Snakes on a Plane fan within me wants to try this. I had heard about it a while ago, where you get to be the shark.

But seeing that you get keycards... now I want in.
Titan
06-01-2006, 07:51 PM
Why do the graphics look like PSX graphics?
Evi
06-01-2006, 09:02 PM
:rofl:
Soul Reaver
06-01-2006, 09:43 PM
Why do the graphics look like PSX graphics?

It's a budget title.
Evi
06-01-2006, 09:50 PM
Like what? 100 bucks?
Unicron!
06-01-2006, 10:16 PM
Probably less
Phil
06-02-2006, 12:02 AM
Sharks+keycard=instant classic
Titan
06-02-2006, 02:14 AM
It's a budget title.

So. I've seen budget games look a hell of a lot better than that.
Soul Reaver
06-02-2006, 03:59 AM
Wow, man. You're a bit of a whore aren't you.

Are you actually expecting so much out of this game? Wow

It's fucking Jaws.
clips
06-02-2006, 04:44 AM
it probably took only a couple weeks to make that s**t...who buys these types of games?...and even better who approves them?....i guess they must've fired the quality control dept...
Unicron!
06-02-2006, 05:11 AM
Haha the features section on their website is funny. :rofl: :lmao:

* Take control of Jaws the Great White Shark while playing out themes and in locations from the JAWS film universe

* More than 10 meticulously detailed, destructible environments, each with unique designs and intense action

* Unleash real-time damage on intelligent enemies, vehicles and structures

* Perform a variety of stunning underwater, surface and air attacks via a user friendly combat system

* Dismemberment engine provides multiple points of disconnection allowing for characters and objects to be torn apart piece by piece

* Follow story-based missions or choose to freely roam the island and its surroundings causing havoc

* Encounter multiple side missions/challenges including timed destruction, stealth, chase and others

* Face fearsome arena bosses including killer whales, powerful boats and more

* See your victims before they know you’re coming and target lock on enemies from afar with Shark Vision

* Created by Appaloosa Interactive, developer of the award-winning Ecco the Dolphin series

WHOAH! I CAN GET ALL THESE? I WANT TO SEE THIS GAME NOW! SHOW ME A PIC WILL YA?




















http://www.jawsthegame.com/images/screens/big/screen0014.jpg

:eek: :sick:


They sound so excited and optimistic about it :laughing:

I dont believe this is from the makers of Ecco. It cant be!

It's like a joke
clips
06-02-2006, 05:19 AM
I dont believe this is from the makers of Ecco. It cant be!

It's like a joke


they've fallen on hard times,..either that or they are on crack...
Phil
06-02-2006, 05:32 AM
Or brilliant. fucking sharks and keycards man... keycards

Seriously, its a 20 dollar budget game that more than likely would provide a few hours of amusment and I'm pretty sure thats all it was meant to be.
THX
06-02-2006, 05:37 AM
I wish they would make Jaws the videogame: Jaws in Time.

He would construct an underwater time machine and somehow hold a wrench in his fin. The machine would take him to the time of Abraham Lincoln and Jesus, but he'd stay the in underwater world of course.
Evi
06-02-2006, 05:45 AM
^^

Hehe. That would be sweet. Don't forget the keycards. :thumb:
Viper_Fujax
06-02-2006, 06:11 AM
i hope these guys make Snakes on a Plane: The Official Game next
clips
06-02-2006, 12:13 PM
^^

Hehe. That would be sweet. Don't forget the keycards. :thumb:

they could also add different colored gems to put into a tigers head to get a colt python..;)
Bobs_Hardware
06-02-2006, 01:32 PM
I wish they would make Jaws the videogame: Jaws in Time.

He would construct an underwater time machine and somehow hold a wrench in his fin. The machine would take him to the time of Abraham Lincoln and Jesus, but he'd stay the in underwater world of course.


uhhh I don't know if you realize but fire is the foundation of all technology so I don't know how he is supposed to build this machine underwater???? its completely unplausible.
Eiksirf
06-02-2006, 02:23 PM
First he would invent water proof fire. Dumbass.
FatalXception
06-02-2006, 03:45 PM
Or he would use natural underwater volcanic vents to make new technologies.
Titan
06-02-2006, 06:54 PM
Wow, man. You're a bit of a whore aren't you.

Are you actually expecting so much out of this game? Wow

It's fucking Jaws.

I dont' think its me expecting more from a game to look more like this generation than last makes me a whore. I don't even think there is a correlation between games and whore. I just wasn't expecting it to look like shit. I expected it to look atleast like launch PS2 games. This is just rediculous.
Black Samurai
06-03-2006, 04:35 AM
Seriously, I love Gamefly because I can just try out any shitty ass game and discover hidden gems.DUDE!! I TOTALLY LOVE GAMEFLY FOR THE SAME REASON!! We should TOTALLY go out sometime. :thumb:
clips
06-03-2006, 04:42 AM
DUDE!! I TOTALLY LOVE GAMEFLY FOR THE SAME REASON!! We should TOTALLY go out sometime. :thumb:

you should post more,..soley for the fact of me just checkin' your avy alone...;)...and where the hell is nicon?...qdog?...i'm the only one reppin the afri. americans in hurr!..:fro:...almost forgot about ghetto...he posts every blu moon as well...
Living-In-Clip
06-03-2006, 12:14 PM
you should post more,..soley for the fact of me just checkin' your avy alone...;)...and where the hell is nicon?...qdog?...i'm the only one reppin the afri. americans in hurr!..:fro:...almost forgot about ghetto...he posts every blu moon as well...


Can you translate that into white american english?
;)